ATTEMPT 01
PROLOGUE
KFC
THE COLONEL 100%
SCORE 0
-- BPM LOCAL ANALYSIS
x2 COMBO
0:00 / 2:10SPACE / TAP = FLAP ×2
GEOMETRY-DASH-STYLE BADLY FORMED LOGO INSIDE

A LOCALLY-SYNCED RHYTHM BOSS FIGHT

ONE LITTLE PIGEON SITTING IN A TREE

the rest got shot by KFC.

Two minutes. One button. Three hearts. A giant fried-chicken bucket with a very badly formed logo and a drumstick-based arsenal. Keep the pigeon alive until the song runs out.

SPACETAPflap
2×double flap
ESCpause

Waking up the pigeon.

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